Everybody has a price, even to let their kids watch a waggling penis during the Super Bowl. But I think that price is more than $5, Comcast.

According to an unconfirmed bit of information from the Consumerist, Comcast is giving their subscribers in Tuscon, AZ, a one-time $5 discount apiece in apologies for the pornography mixup during the Super Bowl. On one hand, that's a completely absurd amount of money to offer any family who had to explain what was going on to a scarred four-year-old girl. On the other, could Comcast make this right with any sort of compensation?

Well, there's only one way to find out. Offer us more, Comcast. Do something better. [Consumerist]

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