Hey, while we're at it, let's take a look at the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra ad that's going to show tonight during the game. It also features explosions and sexy women, and... dialogue.

The walking slo-mo group shot towards the end was kind of lame, but otherwise it looks like your standard summer Hollywood action blockbuster.

Of course, there's the nostalgia figure at play here too. Many geeks' memories, mine included, could be tainted by this film should it end up sucking.

Unfortunately for the geeks, so far I haven't seen much that makes this movie "different" and worthy of the Joe brand. [YouTube - Thanks, Chris!]

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